o music to my ears! my personal philosophy exactly! and su-lin ought to approve too.

[from The Goon Show Series 7: The Sleeping Prince]

Grytpype: We’ve been watching your progress and we feel it’s time you went out into the world.

Seagoon: Where?

Grytpype: Anywhere. What kind of unemployment do you want?

Seagoon: I’d like a job with no work attached.

p.s. and it's no good saying aardvarks never killed anybody.