oh! ariel came home from kindergarten with a fifty-cent coin. where did you get it? they asked him.

ariel: a girl gave it to me.
them: what for?
ariel: she wants me to be her friend.
them: well you'll just have to give it back to her tomorrow.
ariel: it's okay. she has lots of 50 cents in her purse.
cousin: oh no! my son must be the youngest gigolo in the world!