ariel the preschooler

cousin: how was school today?
ariel: *politely* can we please not talk about school?



ariel: *visibly worried* mummy, today when i was in school i didin't miss you!
cousin: oh, that's okay! in fact that's very good!
sarah: *superior* when i'm away from home i never miss home. when i grow up i want to be like auntie min... and go far far away!