on astrological stereotypes: (this one is for poach!)

so a bunch of us were in the hallway discussing a phone number and birthday list for the fourth floor. there were only two january birthdays, for margaret and me.

margaret: i'm capricorn. so's my mother.
me: oh! so's my mother! but i'm not.
margaret: aquarius is nice, the advanced thinker?
me: oh no no. more like the airy-fairy one who's not quite here.
*peals of laughter*
margaret: which is why you're in english!
me: i know! if i were born a week earlier i'll probably be in law school instead!