Really, this has got to stop:
(As seen in the new Sengkang Library. In same series, the catalogue informs me, also: The Long Quiche Goodbye ('10) and For Cheddar or Worse ('16).)
*Punes spawn punes. And as soon as the photos went on Facebook young Giddie comes along and proffers Un-feta-ed Discretion and He's My Burrata (Ain't Heavy)... Not to mention our Vaughn and his burgeoning aspirations for a series of Failed Academic Sets Up Wine Bar in France mysteries with boozy titles. When queried if the books could feature a female sidekick who is ditzy and breaks plates, the answer was most discouraging.