i am impressed. thoroughly. not only has von not corrected my spelling for ages he's sent me fire and ice. and he is saying such things to me as "it would be as opening the door and seeing a mountain" and telling me, because i declined to review his witty and innovative new essay, that i'm "inspecting fire from the opposite bank" or "observing from the side, arms stuffed into sleeves". terrible puns, of course, but i'm not complaining! not quite the er mao zi he pretends to be, afterall!

time's 3 in the morning, stomach emitting loud noises but no food to be had, not even a biscuit or an apple. should go to bed.

ah, i knew it couldn't last. von has just called lucius malfoy an unflattering name and su-lin, yen and me deluded. ah well.