this week bbc7 ran three different goon shows for a new year special. one of them was the last tram from clapham in which one segment went like this:


[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

Major Bloodnok: The police!

Moriarty: Bloodnok, there are other people.

Major Bloodnok: Not in my life.


that's how i feel about departmental emails. i hate seeing them on my inbox because they only spell trouble. no, it's no good telling me - i won't believe it - there aren't other kinds of communication in my life.