Nicholas Parsons:...there are 51 seconds for automatic dishwashers, Derek, starting now.

Derek Nimmo: I’ve been married 13 years and ever since that moment I’ve become an automatic dishwasher...

BUZZ

NP: Kenneth Williams.

Kenneth Williams: Deviation, being married is nothing to do with dish washing.

NP: Kenneth Williams, if you were married, you’d know how essential it was for any married man to have an automatic dishwasher. In fact most husbands are automatic dishwashers!