A Devious Plan

Dorinda:

Hi! My name is Dorinda.
I am a white mouse.
I'm terribly in love with Sulin's green mouse and Fitzie, the green slug.
I'm in love with them both! I know bigamy is a crime, but I'm sure we'll be able to make one nice, big, happy family together.
I'm going to elope with them every soon.
I haven't exactly finalised the plans yet, but I know it will be before Sulin completes her Promos and goes back to doing all those disgusting things to Greenie (The green rat) and Fitzie.
I hope to save them both from the evil clutches of the dread tyrannical Sulin.
Please help me by contributing to the Elope-and-Leave-Obnoxious-People Emergency fund (ELOPE).
I'm sure I'm can count on your generous contributions becoz we all know how Sulin takes sadomasochistic pleasures from tormenting her poor animals.
Join forces with me and stamp out Bestiality!

P.S. please don't tell Sulin of this.

Fay:

Dearest Dorinda

if you haven't already realised or been slain by the (as the saying is) ruthless Sulin, well, you have actually also mailed your silly letter to.....Sulin herself *dum dum dum (i.e. the Dees' Sleaze theme)*. Hahaha.
Have a happy and horrible death.

whatever,
the fey *fay*

Minzhi:

Have no fear, Dorinda. Given the long time lapse between now till Su-Lin next checks her mail, you would be happily married to the two green ones long before then.

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