from the bertie fegg's nasty book for boys and girls.

a latin poem

a saila sed tumi vercani baea frog?
aet oldim via dua nu livdi nava bog
e sed aedgita peni tu tacem aut again
buta sae tucis muni aeurdit pulda chain.

(i need help with the second line actually. what does it say after i told him we....?)

five hours later: i get it! i finally got it! it's harder than you think to speak cockney and mock-latin, but there you go!