Neddy: Oh, it was pleasant to be home! I walked around the even lawn pausing only to smooth down the places my brother had buried a bone. Then I noticed my uncle Grytpype- Thynne. He was idly climbing out of a hammock which hung easily between my two brothers.

Grytpype: Ah, nephew Neddy! Looking forward to the ball tonight?

Neddy: Oh yes, sir!

Grytpype: Good.

Neddy: My mother will be wearing the Blue Shower Necklace worth a King's ransom. Been in the family 300 years

Grytpype: She's kept remarkably well.

Neddy: No, no, no, the Blue Shower.

Grytpype: Yes. Neddy I have a little present for you.

Neddy: Oh thank you, uncle, you're always giving me presents. First a christening mug and now this!

Grytpype: It's a book

Neddy: A book! Oh yes, I've seen one of these before. Wait, I think I've read this, what's it called? 10 and 6 nett? Yes, I've read this, I've read the sequel too, 12 and 6 nett.