i am a compulsive quiz taker! who must get rid of this obsession with more! guardian lit quizzes. (cs lewis! pg wodehouse! animals in fiction! steinbeck! beckett! harry potter! agatha christie! weird words! literary london! travel lit!) and did. then came upon their sms poem contest

last years third prize by one charlotte fortune:

Pls, stop sendg msgs2ths 
no, i am not linda, 
I hv not slept w/yr sis, 
+i wd nvr call any1's ma a slag. 
Gd luk w/viag. 
Luv, yr wrong no. xxx 

teehee. this really quite reminds me of d.j. enright's typewriter poem.

The typewriter revolution 

The typeriter is crating
A revlootion in peotry
Pishing back the frontears
And apening up fresh feels
Unherd of by Done or Bleak

Mine is a Swetish Maid
Called FACIT
Others are OLIMPYA or ARUSTOCART
FRAMINTONG or LOLITEVVI

TAB e or not TAB e
i.e. the ?
Tygirl tygirl burning bride
Y, this is L
Nor-my-outfit
Anywan can od it
U 2 can b a 
Tepot

C! *** stares and /// strips
Cloaca nd + - 
Farty-far keys to suckcess!
A banus of +% for all futre peots!!
LSD & $$$

The trypewiter is cretin
A revultion in peotry
" "All nem r =" "
O how they pound away
@ UNDERWORDS and ALLIWETTIS
Without a.

FACIT cry I!!!