Goon Show Series 6 Episode 19: The Jet-Propelled Guided NAAFI

Moriarty: pssst!

Grytpype: Who's that?

Moriarty: pssst!

Grytpype: How do you spell it?

Moriarty: [blows raspberry]

Grytpype: You illiterate swine. It's Moriarty, where are you?

Moriarty: Here. In the piano

Grytpype: What the devil are you doing in there

Moriarty: I'm hidin'

Grytpype: Don't be silly, Haydn's been dead for years.