oh the younger generation doesn't spare him either!


Kit Hesketh-Harvey: ...he returned to England to a hero’s welcome, was cast in bronze and painted in oil...

BUZZ

Nicholas Parsons: Paul challenged.

Paul Merton: That’s not a hero’s welcome! If you’re cast in bronze! I mean what would they have done to him if they didn’t like him? Deviation, that’s not a hero’s welcome, being cast in bronze.

Nicholas Parsons: It is actually, I mean...

Kit H-H: Nicholas has been cast in bronze many times.

Paul Merton: Have you been cast in bronze Nicholas?

Kit H-H: You can buy him in Anne Summers.

Nicholas Parsons: I’ve actually had a request quite recently to have a bronze made of my head.

Paul Merton: Really?

Nicholas Parsons: Yes...

Paul Merton: And are you wearing it tonight?