mother's attitude to jams and spreads: finish one jar first before you buy another!

my attitude to jams and spreads: variety is the soul of!

so i've rather undermined her this time, taking advantage of my dad's indecision and coming back from the supermarket with raspberry jam, marmalade, and nutella, and opening all three at once.

lots of people don't like jam but i know exactly how frances (the badger) feels.