some bitsfrom a gastronomic standpoint a caper is a bud which has no taste and a pathetic life, in that it blossoms at 11 o'clock in the morning and is dead by lunchtime
~~~ clement freud (caper)
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ignorance has been a very good friend to me and i won't hear a word against it!
~~~ peter jones (ignorance)
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grammatically i think the subject should be what i was under my kilt...
~~~ clement freud (what i wear under my kilt)
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i put my finger into the naval if it's that kind of omphalic fruit.
~~~ stephen fry (how to peel an orange)
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it would be trichologically impossible for me to grow a fringe in view of the hair i have not got.
~~~ clement freud (fringe)
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clement reud: oysters are bi-valve molluscs which also...
buzz
nicholas parsons: paul challenged.
paul merton: you should hear what they say about you!
~~~ (oysters)