some bits

from a gastronomic standpoint a caper is a bud which has no taste and a pathetic life, in that it blossoms at 11 o'clock in the morning and is dead by lunchtime

~~~ clement freud (caper)

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ignorance has been a very good friend to me and i won't hear a word against it!

~~~ peter jones (ignorance)

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grammatically i think the subject should be what i was under my kilt...

~~~ clement freud (what i wear under my kilt)

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i put my finger into the naval if it's that kind of omphalic fruit.

~~~ stephen fry (how to peel an orange)

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it would be trichologically impossible for me to grow a fringe in view of the hair i have not got.

~~~ clement freud (fringe)

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clement reud: oysters are bi-valve molluscs which also...

buzz

nicholas parsons: paul challenged.

paul merton: you should hear what they say about you!

~~~ (oysters)