found while sorting papers a card from "the ao1b hunks" (sic) circa 1998

recipe for heinz beans minz (ed: minz does not rhyme with heinz leh)

a streak of mischief (especially to vandalise)
a distaste for evans (we'll thrash him soon)
a teaspoon of arty-farty
a buffet of words (bilingual some more!)
a dash of sloth (don't try to deny this)
a disregard for shorties (grumble grumble)
and most importantly, a big generous heart (we mean it!)

best served with a sprinkle of addy and books we can't understand. do not add evans (allergy.)