still on LMNOP:

"the vulpine-canine sentence" is a nice one.

what would thurber ("we're woebegone and o-begone!") have thought, if he had lived to read this?

i also like that a postal inspector is hired to check that no one uses verboten letters in their correspondence, but their privacy, the council assures them, is not being invaded, because the inspector is french and can't read english.