peter jones has the best put-downs ever.

Peter Jones: To be or not to be...

BUZZ

LAUGHTER FROM THE AUDIENCE

Sheila Hancock: That’s a classic!

Peter Jones: Well I knew that! I just thought I wonder whether they will sit back and enjoy it, or whether they’re small and mean enough to try and mess it up. And you see they were!

Sheila Hancock: We are!

Nicholas Parsons: (laughs) I think that was one of the most ridiculous attempts...

LOUD LAUGHTER FROM Derek Nimmo

Nicholas Parsons: ... in Just A Minute I’ve ever heard! I mean...

Peter Jones: Ridiculous? Rather than sit and drink in the poetry, they would rather win a point on Just A Minute! Good heavens! You don’t often hear me playing Hamlet!

Sheila Hancock: Thank God!

LAUGHTER FROM Sheila, Derek AND THE AUDIENCE

Peter Jones: You’ll never have the opportunity again! Serve you right!