sometimes radio 4 news contains bizarre items, like the "piano man" story. a month ago a man was found wandering the beach in kent in a soaking wet suit. but when given paper he drew a detailed picture of a grand piano. when led to a piano, he sat down and gave a four-hour virtuoso performance, and has since then written music, indicating a very advanced musical background. all items that identify him, including labels from clothing, appear to have been removed.