i really love the way dear, stumbling, peter jones was, 20 years ago, so wonderfully rude and belligerent and full of snarky put downs.~~~
Nicholas P: Peter Jones has challenged.
Peter Jones: Repetition.
Nicholas: Of what?
Peter: What, aren’t you listening?
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Tim Rice: Rambling can take many many forms...
[loud laughter]
BUZZ
Tim Rice: Can I go home?
NP: I wouldn’t, you’re in the lead.
Peter J: How did he get in the lead with a technique like that?
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Kenneth Williams: Peter Jones not only speaks fluently, he speaks so mellifluously, it’s so easy on the ear! People say “if only I could hear more of that Peter Jones”!Peter J: Have you been sniffing glue?
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Peter J: Of course I haven’t been playing it as long as you’ve been chairman! I’ve only been doing it for... years.Nicholas: But it’s affected your hair more than mine.
Derek: Did you hear that? That great corpulent oaf saying things like that about Peter Jones!
Kenneth: I think that’s most uncalled for! I mean the poor man labouring there, under all the difficulties he’s labouring under anyway!
Peter: Exactly! And you must remember that I have to play the game with you! You only have to play it with me!