ah! those green satin pumps which i wore out into the rain? the dye has run! unevenly! in swathes! i can't decide if they can pass as being

a) somehow japanese

b) somehow artistic

or just obviously a pair of shoes on which the dye has run. i suppose i could get them re-dyed, if not in the same green then perhaps they could just be done in black, although i don't really know what i'd do with black satin shoes i tend to wear dresses of bright colours. or if i should just put them under the tap until they turn somewhat evenly pale-green-white again.