maths with sarah

1
sarah: how many years old are you, ma-ma?
grandmother: oh, many many years old.
sarah: *earnestly* you can tell me you know. i can count up to a hundred.

2
sarah: how old are you auntie juliet?
aunt juliet: i'm thirty.
sarah: *appraisingly* ohh. that's very old. my mummy is only thirty-two.