yvonne makes me laugh.

"I'm sorry to disappoint you but I'm a myopic competitive nerd. My people are not romantic. We survived famines and floods and oppressors and footbinding and arranged marriages and the Communists and forced labour and other crushing millstones. I can be the little jasmine-scented feminine girl but that's only because it pleases me to act that way. And deep down inside I think you're too hairy. Sorry."