Sideways through the sewers of the Strand on a Sunday afternoon
Sideways through the sewers of the Strand will be our honeymoon
Ankle deep in sludge dear we'll walk hand in hand
They do say that the sewers of the Strand are the finest in the land

Sideways through the sewers of the Strand will be paradise for two
Who cares if the atomosphere is blue
'Cause there's nothing wrong with a good old British pong
Sideways through the sewers of the Strand with you....

Bluebottle in Ten Snowballs that Shook the World
[ The Goon Show Series 8 Episode 20 ]