from Goon Show Series 9 Episode 6: The Childe Harolde Rewarde


Secombe: Now, kneel down and say after me, "I am shorter than Harry Secombe."

Greenslade: I will never sink that low.

Secombe: If you don't acquiesce to our demands, you will get jelly up your vest!

Greenslade: I warn you, Mr. Snitchelcloombe, that the practice of inserting jellies up senior announcers' vests is punishable by death.

Secombe: Why? is, is it harmful?

Greenslade: Death is very harmful.

Secombe: And pushing a jelly up announcer's vests?

Greenslade: It can ruin a jelly for life, to say naught of its effects upon enunciation.