ooh boys and girls. remember this one? ovid for children.
The daughter of Peneis, Daphne so fair Was the first love of Phoebus Apollo Blind chance did not cause this, it was Venus’ heir Savagely spiteful to follow The arrogant words Phoebus had spoken to Cupid When haughty from slaying the snake. He disdained his taut bow and then called him stupid “Such a bow little boys shouldn’t take. “Can’t you see it is I whose strong arm and dead aim Make me fit for such glories?” he said. “Wild beast, human foe have all fell to my fame And the snake, which was long, lies dead.”
(i won't say who wrote it, for fear of repercussions.)

p/s does anything else rhyme with cupid?).