from The Goon Show: The Spanish Suitcase

Bluebottle: Aaaaaaay!
Moriarty: Who are you?
Bluebottle: Enter Spanish Bluebottle, with a Spanish audience!
Seagoon: Little knobbly Spanish actor, what are you doing here?
Bluebottle: I'm here to brighten up the script and to fight the dreaded Spanish-type bull. I'm not afraid of those needle-pointed horns - thinks: Yes I am! Moves left, strums Spittoon and does Caspitor dance.
Seagoon: Little careless fracturer, what do you know of the bull-fighter's art?
Bluebottle: I have seen the picture "Blood and Sand" ... If the bull charges to my right I run towards the matador, if the bull charges to the left I run towards the picadors.
Seagoon: And if it rushed straight at you?
Bluebottle: Then I run for the back-a-door!