from The Spanish Suitcase

Grytpype-Thynne: Now what I - by Jove senor Moriarty!
Moriarty: What is it?
Grytpype: Look it's extraordinary
Moriarty: Caramba! The resemblance is amazing
Seagoon: They were both looking closely at my face, but I didn't mind; I like giving pleasure to people
Grytpype: Yes, senor Seagoon, are you by any chance related to the famous English bullfighter Major El Bloodnok?
Seagoon: Yes, we're both British
Grytpype: Mmm, identical! Look, here is a photo of Major El Bloodnok
Seagoon: Hmm, well I don't look anything like him
Grytpype: That is the amazing part - he doesn't look anything like you either, so you're identically different
Seagoon: Ying-Tong-Iddle-I-Po
Grytpype: Ah, Neddy, lad. You will be the saviour of British prestige
Moriarty: Of course, but allow me to explain to him the honour that is about to befall him.Now, please, tomorrow senor Seagoon, at the Arena Del Torros, El Bloodnok should have fought the great Andalucian bull. Unfortunately he, ur, he can not appear. Ah! but fortunately you shall take his place
Seagoon: Oh no no no, the crowd will recognise that I'm not El Bloodnok
Grytpype: Yes, but the bull won't
Seagoon: I tell you, no no no, I can't. Where is El Bloodnok anyway?
Grytpype: Well unfortunately he is in jail for 94 yea - er - 48 hours, you understand, a minor offence, nothing at all
Seagoon: But Count Moriarty, you're inspector of Spanish police, surely you can get him released for the fight?
Moriarty: Ah yes, you know I'm a police inspector, but the police don't
Seagoon: I see, I see, secret service eh? But surely they'll know you at the jail
Moriarty: Only too well, that is why I must keep clear
Grytpype: Wait, Moriarty
Moriarty: What?
Grytpype: All the police know is that there's a Britisher serving a 2 day sentence
Moriarty: Yes brilliant
Grytpype: Yes of course
Moriarty: Yes, if we can get a Britisher who looks like El Bloodnok he could take his place in the jail while El Bloodnok fought the bull
Seagoon: El Bloodnok must fight the bull
Grytpype: Splendid! Now Seagoon, just try on this moustache for size
Seagoon: But I can't take his place in jail, after all I...
Grytpype: Now look Seagoon, it's only 2 days and think of British prestige
Seagoon: Very well, for the honour of our island heritage
Grytpype: You silly twisted boy you!
Seagoon: Olé!
Grytpype: Olé!