Derek Nimmo: Actually I think poverty is rather a poor subject. And...

BUZZ

Nicholas: Peter Jones has challenged.

Peter Jones: He’s no right to criticise the subject!

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Nicholas Parsons: 19 seconds on perfume starting now.

Derek Nimmo: Smelly! That’s what they used to call me at school! Gosh, there he comes, old Stinkpots! So I covered myself...

BUZZ

Clement Freud: Deviation.

Nicholas: What on?

Freud: If they called him Smelly, why do they say "there’s old Stinkpots?"