{scene: julian and minz are going up the escalator at takashimaya.}

julian: this only happens when the two of us are out together...
me: what? what?
julian: you make me look straight!

me: well look at yourself! it's a saturday and you're at a departmental store, you're going to the children's department with a woman on your arm. of course you'd look straight!

me: well what about when you're out with su-lin?
julian: su-lin makes me look gayer.