Peter Jones: I think I must have a wrong number. Now this is absolutely true! Because five times in the last two weeks, I’ve had messages on the answering machine asking for a male stripper! Now, my wife has encouraged me to go and apply for this job. But they haven’t made me an offer I can’t refuse, in fact I’ve not been in conversation with these ladies, all of them were females. But you see I’ve done a lot of things like... Carry On...

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Nicholas Parsons: Stephen Fry challenged.

Stephen Fry: Sorry it was a reflex from my thumb. It was so interesting. It seemed a bit hesitant though.

PJ: It was, yes. It was a rather delicate subject, you know.

NP: What worried me, Peter, is that you thought of all the things you’d done and you dried up!

PJ: So would you if you’d done some of the things I’ve done!

NP: Stephen, a correct challenge, 34 seconds, wrong numbers starting now.

SF: I’m always getting a wrong number. I ring up Peter Jones, the department store in Chelsea and ask for a male stripper and I get this very baffled man saying that he doesn’t think I’ve called the right place! Can’t understand it!