i also love su-lin, who wrote:

"Su-Lin will eat as many chips as she pleases, of any variety under any name. They are so crisps and I don't care who knows I eat them. Choonping has decreed that Su-Lin is too fat to eat chips and made me promise not to and nagged incessantly till I did promise in folly and delusion and I bloody kept the promise because I tend to keep promises however silly and I'm still fat so I don't care, public announcement, I have broken and plan to break all promises I ever made Choonping under duress because he is so damned persistent. You are not to wear me down ever again. And go and die my diet is my business."