damn and blast. i have widener library fines again! you'd think after all this *wave below* i'd be better at bringing books back:

the oh-god

registration

tokens for books

seachange


but i complain not the slightest bit. i have had a lovely life in libraries thus far.

vide: entitlement and arm-twisting, or, julian and minz go to the library.

although they do do things like this sometimes.

but on the whole, and at the very worst, all i need do is to marry a harvard student.