i have just returned from a surprise party for von. the theme of the party is that von is old. the invitation i received, for instance, read:

Dear Friends,

Our beloved old man, Vaughn Tan, turns 25 today. Yes, that's right. For the last quarter of a century, Mr. Tan has graced the world with his witty remarks, food critiques, stories, and of course outright lies. In honor of this humble man's birthday, his loving roommates cordially invite you to a surprise celebration at our abode (Dunster E-12) tommorrow night @ 9 (Monday). Please come and feel free to bring others (as long they know Vaughn). Although he pretends to hate it, Vaughn does indeed like undue attention.

never a truer word.