cindy and minzhi discuss feminine wiles and machinations

me: oy woman! wo hao duo tian mei kan dao ni shang wang le. without my tong gan gong ku buddy, wo zen me kai ye che?
cindy: wo bing le lah!! some kind words please! tong gan gong ku - i don't think you want my kind of ku.
me: wah, nono, share your ku lah. then i can zao school!

(a little later)

me: ni bing hao yi dian ma?
cindy: hao dian'r. *sob*
me: bie ku le la. wo you bu shi ni nan peng you, yan lei bu yao sui bian liu.
cindy: peng you yi chang, ke chuan yi xia hui si ah?
me: eh, wo shi wei ni zhao xiang.
me: ni ru gu xian zai ba lei shui quan ku gan le, na me you hu hua shi zhe lai teng xi ni shi ku bu chu lai, qi bu tai ke xi
cindy: na li, wo de yan lei shou fang zi ru, bu bi ti wo dan xin!

(hah, didn't we always know the three weapons of the asian woman were yi ku er nao san shang diao?)