from Series 5 Episode 21:The Sinking of Westminster Pier


Seagoon: The day before the valuable Westminster Pier sank, it was inspected and certified river-worthy!
Milligan: Who was the man who inspected it?
Sellers: It was none other than-
Seagoon: I resign!
Sellers: Resignation accepted... on the grounds of incompetence. Anyone else want the old job there?
Seagoon: I'll take it on.
Sellers: Right, name?
Seagoon: Ned Seagoon.
Sellers: Same as the last bloke. All right, carry on.