Peter Jones put-downs

Derek Nimmo: Knees are something which are terribly necessary I suppose when you go into a house of God. Because it’s upon those that you rest when supplicating there before...

BUZZ

Peter Jones: You can go into a house of God with wooden legs!

...

Clement Freud: ...I had a knee transplant. One of the very first ones when doctors discovered that my left knee was in exactly the position in which my right one should have been. And after fairly lengthy consul...

BUZZ

NP: Peter Jones has challenged.

PJ: Why didn’t you just move over?