conversations with cindy:

lamotte: AH! it's YOU!
Leo: AH!
lamotte: what are you doing here! 
Leo: i got my internet back! pwahahahah
lamotte: but i wasn't expecting you till monday!!!
Leo: hahahah erm, surprise!
lamotte: what if you gave me a heart attack?
Leo: erm, sorry then. should i log off? and you can pretend it was a dream. 
lamotte: oh but then i will die of heartbrokeness!
lamotte: so either way, die lah. so do whatever you like
lamotte: ping ni liang xin!
lamotte: except... didn't you say your liang xin bei gou chi le?

much later on

lamotte: ah!!!
Leo: i am back! hahahaha.
Leo: another heart attack?
me: butbut isn't it san jing ban ye there?
lamotte: shui jiao shi kan dao ni
lamotte: xing lai di yi yan you shi ni
Leo: wo wu suo bu zai!
lamotte: yah lor. like panopticon.

and the best put down of all

Leo: wo qu shui jiao le
lamotte: zhongyu, wo bei ni pao qi le!
Leo: ke wo you hui lai le!
lamotte: hahahaha
lamotte: wo men xing ying bu li?
Leo: wo jiu shi yao chan zhe ni!
lamotte: wah. ke xi ni bu shi wo nan peng you
Leo: wo ye mei dang ni shi nv peng you