oh! remember this? from yen in her second year at oxford.

"this was sent [by the bursar] to all new college students, and cc'd to the warden, dean, asst dean and domestic bursar."

"Having just dealt with an extremely annoyed Divisional Chief Fire Officer concerning yet another toaster incident at New College, I need to make it absolutely clear to the student community that New College is generating far more false alarms than other large colleges with similarly extensive fire-detection systems. The difference clearly must lie with the sheer incompetence of our students in handling a toaster. The Domestic Bursar has already circulated a warning concerning the level of fines and the confiscation of toasters which will take place. If necessary we will accelerate the arrangements so that individuals are thrown out of College accommodation if they are not able to control their toasters! What cannot be allowed to happen is that New College continues to waste Fire Service time and to do so disproportionately compared with other colleges within Oxford. Please regard yourselves as having been warned."