The Management
&
The Academy of Archival and Museum Collections
54 Jalan Naung
The Management of the Museum for Frogs, Toads and other Amphibians wishes to express its outrage at self-proclaimed GHP ChenYihan's insinuation that our most reputable team of archivists are non-qualified. Members of the team are well trained in preservation of green frogs and all hold honours degrees from the Academy of Archival and Museum Collections, Faculty of Presevation Techniques, Department of Frog Preservation. GHP Chen's attempts to undermine their credibility is deplorable.
As for Chen's other claim, the AAMC wishes to make clear that we have no record that student ever graduated from our distinguished Academy. Under the existing laws of the country, only graduates holding qualifications from the Academy may practise frog preservation. Chen Yihan is an either an imposter or his degree must have been obtained from an obscure foreign institution not recognised by the laws of this country (i.e. he is practising illegally.)
The AAMC Department of Frog Preservation and the Management of the National Museum for Frogs, Toads etc wish to sue GHP Chen Yi Han for a total of $160b, the sum which he is currently claiming from the Ministry of Home Affairs for defamation.
The AAMC suggests that Chen Yihan may want to apply to the Academy's Faculty of Preservation to read Course 101 in Self-Preservation.
Apply to the AAMC today! deplorable and unfortunately true. members of their ostensibly well-trained team use pH testers WITH THE CAPS ON.
The Cult of Von recognises not the paltry laws of this land! The Citadel and all who live within it's walls are SOVEREIGN and inviolate!
Need i remind you: The Supreme Being, by definition and ordainment is 1)Everlasting, 2) Undying, 3) Eternally Bright, 4) Immune to attacks of the physical nature, 5) Above petty rumours of his megalomania
Minzhi:
Museum for Frogs, Toads and other Amphibians
16 Woollerton Park
Frog Preservation Department
Courses in pH testing, De-acidification, Encapsulation.
Call 4669947 or 2883494 today!
Vaughn:
THE SUPREME BEING
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