Fourth Encyclical from His Grand High Priestness

Vaughn:

HEAR YE, ALL WHO LIVE IN THIS REALM, AND QUAKE!

THIS IS THE SUPREME BEING, SPEAKING THROUGH THE EXALTED GRAND HIGH PRIEST.

CERTAIN THINGS HAVE COME TO MY ATTENTION WHICH MUST BE RECTIFIED WITHOUT FURTHER DELAY:

1) I HAVE BEEN COMPARED TO MILLA JOVO-SOMETHING-OR-OTHER. IN SOME MOVIE OR OTHER. THE SUPREME BEING PORTRAYED BY THIS DASTARDLY FEMALE IS A FAKE. OF THIS FACT YOU MAY BE SURE. IT IS CLEAR SHE IS A FAKE, BECAUSE SHE IS A WOMAN AND IT IS COMMON KNOWLEDGE THAT WOMEN MAKE TERRIBLE SUPREME BEINGS.

2) THE GRAND HIGH PRIEST HAS BEEN MISLABELED AN ENCYCLOPEDIA SALESMAN. THIS IS BLATANT SLANDER, FOR WHICH THE GRAND HIGH PRIEST CLAIMS $150000 IN DAMAGES AND AN ADDITIONAL $50000 IN AGGRAVATED DAMAGES. THE COURTS ARE ALL BIASED IN MY FAVOUR, SO I WOULD RECOMMEND AN OUT OF COURT SETTLEMENT AND A PUBLIC APOLOGY.

3) THE CITADEL HAS BEEN COMPARED TO DECOMPOSING VEGETATIVE MATERIAL. THIS INSULT TO THE ARCHITECTURE AND CONSTRUCTION OF THE CAPITAL OF THE CULT OF VON WILL NOT GO UNPUNISHED. INSULTERS WILL SENTENCED TO ETERNITY HANGING OFF A CLIFF BY THE FINGERS WITH A PERSISTENT ITCH ON THE TIP OF THE NOSE.

ALL WHO HEAR THIS REPENT NOW:

SAY AFTER ME:

VON IS GOOD
VON IS GOOD
VON IS GREAT
VON IS GREAT
VON IS KIND
VON IS KIND
I WILL PAY VON THE SUM OF NINE BILLION DOLLARS TOMORROW.

AND THOU SHALT LIVE WITH A CLEAR CONSCIENCE.

THE SUPREME BEING

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