Yen:

it is a well-established fact that periods of intense religious and factional rivalry are immediately followed by a period of pragmatism in which a semblance of calm and common sense is imposed on the reigning chaos. to prevent the prevailing religious strife from escalating into a war of tragic and mindblowing proportions, it is necessary to introduce a stabilising factor, around which the aforementioned period of calm can coalesce.

MAKE WAY, ALL YE INFIDELS, FOR THE COMING OF THE (MU)'SHROOM! THE 'SHROOM WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD! IT WILL SHOW THE WAY TO PERFECT ENCAPSULATION! YOU WILL ALL BE SUBJECT TO THE VERDANT GENEROSITY OF THE GREAT FUNGUS! BOW DOWN AND REPENT WHILE YOU CAN!

Vaughn:

the citadel on the stump welcomes the appearance of the 'SHROOM. it is clear that by a complex relation too intricate to detail here, all 'SHROOM worshippers are, by extension, worshippers of the SUPREME BEING.

hence, all prostrate yourselves before the 'SHROOM and thus the SUPREME BEING.

any snide remarks about the SUPREME BEING being related to a fungus will be rewarded with summary excommunication, a hot poker in the bowels and a thumb in the right eyeball.

you have been warned.

have a nice day

THE SUPREME BEING

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