Yen:

to note:

1. the world is coming to an end.

2. the healing putrefaction of the SHROOM will ready the world for higher and better things.

3. you can be part of these great and glorious things if you turn away from false gods/empresses/archancellors/frog preservationists/presidents/pyromaniacs and humbled yourself before the SHROOM

4. you have been warned.

Fifth Encyclical from the Grand High Priest

Vaughn:

It has come the the attention of the Grand High Priest that a blight is to come upon this realm. a week of sheer torture will ensue, and all who do not repent their worship of the false queen will suffer greatly and be cleansed from the face of the earth.

RECANT AND WORSHIP THE SUPREME BEING.

Until such time as the earth is cleansed, a moratorium is declared unilaterally upon exchanges of a religious nature. flouters of the moratorium will receive a small bomb to attach to their derrieres and a detonator to use with it.

The Grand High Priest
The Cult of Von

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