Poofus:
From the Office of the Arch-chancellor Poofus
Following the appeal by one of our loyal subjects, Frog Museum Curator Minz, we have magnanimously agreed to her request.
On the 21 of October, to celebrate the end of the Imperial Examinations, Frog Museum Curator Minz will be married to Prince Arthur the Green Frog with the Multi-coloured Balloons in a gala ceremony in the Throne Room-Concourse.
It will be attended by royalty from all over, including King Rubby-Tubby LFS IV, Queen Edmund II, Lady Boringda Rollins, The Interupter of Recesses, Prince Kenneth, the Court Fool, Mikey the Sardonic One, and various foreign dignitaries from China, headed by Princess Chua the Sane. Of special note is the attendence of the Dynast of Amphibia, father of Prince Arthur, Lord Pang III.
The bridemaid and lady-in-waiting to FMC Minz (after she marries the Prince, she will assume the title Her Royal Highness Princess Minz) will be Lady Lye the Bestial, aunt of Prince Arthur. It has not been decided who will conduct the wedding ceremony, due to the present religious strife in the Empire. The Head of the OTF being Her Majesty the Empress, it is not appropriate for Her to conduct the ceremony.
We may be forced to invite His Unholiness the Pretender-High Priest Encyclopaedia Saleman to solemnize the marriage.
A bounteous banquet will be held in the Banquet Hall nearby, with food prepared by the resident master chefs. Highlights include mock prawns, peas, hotdogs, Ritz Bitz, Tasties, and others.
The programme includes a drama performance by our accomplished lesbians, DS and NYS, a poetry-recital by Lady-of-the-Verse Fun Poh Ho, a GP lesson by Lady Rollins, and jokes at the audience's expense by the Court Fool.
After the wedding, Prince Arthur and Princess Minz will be driven away in a black limousine driven by a drunk drug-addict for a honey-moon in Paris.
More details will be announced as the wedding plans are finalized.
Subjects are requested to send in contributions as to how to make this the Wedding of the Century.
Press photographers and cameramen are most cordially invited.
Please treat this as a personal invitation. RSVP.
D.
Venus de ovaltine offers to be ring-bearer. As she is humerusly handicapped, she offers a mars bar to those inconvenienced by her disability.
Oh Mighty Queen, your benevolent gesture is much appreciated here at the Museum for frogs, toads and other amphibians, but I must make a few corrections. My appeal was on behalf of Adeline Yeo, who, (all pls note,) is the rightful Curator of the Museum for Frogs, Toads and other amphibians at 16 Woollerton Park. I am merely her public relations officer. I do, however, in my capacity as her spokesperson, accept this marriage alliance on her behalf, and will personally see to it that she arrives on time at the Concourse Palace at her most gorgeous and dazzling for her wedding to Prince Arthur.
I must also decline any other proposals of marriage as I am already engaged to a black dog, on whom I have already laid a dowry of $39.90.
your servant, Minz
Royal Wedding!
On behalf of Her Most Imperial Majesty
Empress Dorinda WM the Munificent
Venus de Ovaltine:
Minzhi:
public relations officer for Adeline Yeo (Curator of the Museum for Frogs Toads and other Amphibians.)
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