Dorinda:

From the Office of Her Royal Highness Princess Dorinda

I am greatly affronted!
Greatly affronted am I!
I never planned to kill anybody!
Especially anybody so unworthy of killing!
One does not plan to kill ants, or cockroaches!
If I wanted to kill you (which, believe me, I do not) I could have done so by telepathic powers alone. Mzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz-- you're getting a headache.... Mzzzzzzzzz...

I'm going to sue you for defamation, and, furthermore, confiscate the tortured souls presently in your clutches, release them from incarceration at the hands of this... raving nymphomaniac!
I can see EASILY through all these pompous words! There's no mention of Fitzie, your one-time boy toy, and the Elephant. What happened to them? Spent already?
Unite, brothers and sisters, in good Faith, join me in destroying, annihilating, obliterating this Unspeakable Woman!
All together now!!!
MZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!! MZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!! MZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!

Princess Dorinda

Limerick

Yisheng:
(Enter Muse in white)

Muse: An Ode to the White Mouse of Passion.

There once was a mouse named Dorinda
Whom society just couldn't hinda
When she started a-droolin'
For green grooms of Soolin'
And eloped with them both through the winda.

(Exit, trippingly on the tongue)

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