Imperial Edicts of Her Most Imperial Majesty
Free cheese will be granted unto whosoever presents unto us the head of Lye Sulin, self-styled Queen, a usurper through and through, a salacious, libidinous, licentious, lascivious, lecherous, lewd, lustful, depraved, profligate, lubricous, degenerate, perverted, carnal, promiscuous LIBERTINE!!!
2. Reward for the head of "eddie"
3. Reward for abduction of Three Green Wights
4. AOB
By Imperial Order,
my least unctuous and ingratiating greetings. i set electronic pen to virtual paper this night, the twenty-fifth day of the ninth month in the year of our supreme being von one thousand nine hundred and ninety seven, to respond to your edict. i am compelled to repudiate the fourth article of such. i pronounce it excrement of the most aromatic variety.
i declare formally, as of this day, the institution of my republic, sovereign and independent. The Grand High Republic of Von (such has it been named) and its ruler, the Grand High Priest (myself) acting on the part of the Supreme Being (myself) reserve the right to accept duels as and when desired and to WRITE IN CAPITALS WHENSOEVER THE DESIRE COMES UPON US.
so there
Von
Jianyi:
Grand Empress Dorinda WM
1. Reward for Sulin's head
Offer not exchangeable for cash.
Redeemable at all palaces till the 30 September.
Squish the bug and get a free towel to clean your foot.
A kiss and a four-leaf clover
NO DUELLING without express permission from Her Most Imperial Majesty. NO WRITING in CAPITALS without express permission from Her Most Imperial Majesty's capital. Subjugated subjects who flout these Imperial Laws will be butter-knifed relentlessly.
D.
Vaughn:
o queen,
Grand High Priest
The Cult of Von
The Grand High Republic of Von
on behalf of the Supreme Being, Von
25.09.1997
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